A short story composed without the assistance of the humble letter ‘A’
I slowly pulled my fingers through the golden flower. Intrigued, I noticed droplets of liquid forming on my fingertips. I stuffed my fingers into my mouth. The sweetness flowed over my tongue.
If this is how to survive in the bush, I think I will be fine.
Things took unlikely turns from this point. “Try this” my instructor grunted. He gently pulled white worms from the split bowl of the tree. My bowels fired. I’m not going to keep this down.
It got progressively worse. Things with legs, things without legs, more with legs, forced upon me.
But I survived!
My pride in completing the course is only outweighed by this complete conviction – If I lose myself in the bush, I will only ever consume the flowers.
Good one Andy, I think I would need lots of referring to a pretty good thesaurus to attempt that.
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Haha! It was a pretty frustrating, but fun, exercise π
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EEKS ! I think my bowels will protest too, haha It is with an A, but truly an Amazing experience that must have been π Hugs! XxX
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Cheers Patty – what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger eh π
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Great fun.
The letter A sneaked into the title and is crouching to pounce. Quick! Change the title to something like *Surviving in the Bush* before it’s too late.
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Haha! Good idea π
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Amazing, Andy! An account unacknowledging the elementary A would take me a lot of time to write. Just superb… π
I love the picture too.
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Thanks Mani – it was fun/frustrating to write π
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Seriously, great job without ‘A’!
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Thank you π
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Pleasure!
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