The Letterbox

So I fell on my sword
It wasn’t entirely her fault anyway
even though we both laughed
during the planning

I don’t see the problem really
It’s not like we broke a Ming vase
It was a letterbox
And to be honest

That box was begging for it
All shiny and just big enough
To take a good size cracker
And a mozzie coil timer

Maybe the neighbours letterbox
Wasn’t the ideal choice, in hindsight 
Ah well,
No pocket money for a while I guess